Funny Things To Say In Wedding Cards Things That Are Funny That You Could Put Into Greeting Cards? If You Dont Read This You'll Wonder All Day....

Things that are funny that you could put into greeting cards? If you dont read this you'll wonder all day.... - funny things to say in wedding cards

These Arent original (not anyway) from me, but give an idea.
Can you think of fun things for the original house card? (Please do not copy)
EXAMPLES
My tires knocked.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire ...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

He heard his wife left him, as it should be boring.
But do not worry ... He went to live with me.

L OOKING back over the years we were together,
I can not help thinking ... "What the hell I was thinking?"

C Congratulations on your wedding!
A pity that no one likes your husband.

H ow can two people as beautiful as you
A baby so ugly?

I always wanted to hold someone to love someone
After a meeting with you .. I've changed my mind.